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7/29/08

NIGHT OF THE RED DOG

  • My, my. Another delicious walking scene as Heyes and the Kid start toward the old man who collapses in the street. Heyes (or is it Peter) just has the most appealing swagger to his step…and I notice right off the bat those buff jeans are fitting rather nicely in this episode. ®

  • It occurs to me I may need to make a separate list of great scenes of Heyes walking. And one of his best smiles. And maybe one of great couple’s moments. Hmmmm….I smell a project in the works.
  • Ok, what’s up with the Kid’s mustache? He hasn’t had it since Heyes suggested he shave it off at the end of The Posse That Wouldn’t Quit, and now, here it is again…It seems to me like this show had no one hired to watch for continuity at all, it is so haphazardly put together. But do we allow that to sway us out of favor with the show or our boys? No way!
  • Peter’s nor’eastern accent is loud and clear in the entire scene on the street. I absolutely love when I hear it, with its distinctive ow’s; “either that or he’s nailed dowwn” sounds so especially sweet coming from him…
  • I can’t help but chuckle as first our boys, and then young Billy try to lift the old-timer up off the street. Really good comic interpretation by all involved, but especially good when Billy tries on his own to hoist the old man up and crumples down on top of him.
  • I can tell already, every action and every word out of the mouth of this actor playing Billy is going to be overblown and super-exaggerated. As he helps carry the old timer to the undertaker’s establishment, he contorts his legs almost as if he is skiing, looking freakish and silly, especially in conjunction with the other three actors who are playing it much more subtly. Hamming it up may work and it may not. I tend to think it will wear on me pretty quickly, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
  • Just a persnickety thought here, but if it took four strong men to carry the old man into the undertaker’s establishment, and at great effort at that—wouldn’t it stand to reason that the cheap cot meant to hold maybe 175 pounds might collapse under the weight of the loaded down miner the men deposit on it?
  • That black ‘medical bag’ the doctor carries in with him looks strangely like my elementary school clarinet case. If he opens it and I see it is lined with red velvet, well, all I can say is he better play us an Acker Bilk tune while the closing credits roll.
  • Ben has a nice voice. When he whispers to the old man about why they brought him into an undertaking parlor, his words are soothing and gentle to the ear.

  • Heyes seems particularly sardonic in this episode. “Which of you gentlemen is the patient?” asks the doctor, and Heyes replies, with a voice dripping with sarcasm, “The one laying down with his eyes closed, Doctor.” And after he corrects the undertaker, who begins pulling on the old man’s right boot, with “the left one…” and a pointed look of disdain, I get the feeling that Heyes feels he is in the midst of a room full of idiots. He is probably right.

  • I like the understated way Heyes reacts to the smelliness of the old miner’s boot. It is an excellent example of Peter’s temperate way of expressing things… how perfectly it works to get a thought across to us without slapping us in the face with it. It is a human reaction, one you or I might have, and it actually makes me wonder if the boot really did stink, especially since there is nothing in the script about it. That’s the thing with Peter's acting—we are never fully positive it is acting. Just brilliant.

  • A great moment as everyone removes his hat in respect as the old man passes away…to sleep that is! When he lets out a good loud snore, they all look slightly sheepish as they replace the hats on their heads.

  • The doctor did just the opposite of everyone else, however. When they removed their hats, his remained untouched, and when it became obvious the old man wasn’t dead, it was only then that the good doctor removed his hat—and certainly not in a reverent way. This guy is either a beat off the drum roll, or an indifferent, uncaring cad. Hmmmm…
  • I have never understood the doctor saying the undertaker isn’t included in the “deathbed gift”. What possible reason would he have for thinking that? It feels to me as if there is something missing in this scene, like I am missing the joke. The scene is played just exactly as it is written in the script, with no preface or explanation, so I don’t know where that thought is coming from at all.
  • The scene where all the men join together on the rocks, looking out at the beautiful scenery always stirs my heart to think of Peter and how deeply he loved nature. I hope, while shooting scenes such as this in such idyllic, lush environs, he was able to enjoy some of those moments if only just for a fleeting lightening of his heart. *stifled tear*
  • Jack Kelly's body surprises me. It seems too big for his head. His face, when seen on camera alone, doesn’t seem like it belongs on such a large man. He doesn’t look weird or anything, it just always seems to surprise me when I see the body his head is on!
  • Ok, the fly buzzing around Heyes bugs me. I like that this show is not so slick that it erases everything putting a human, fallible slant on it, but this is the first—but not last—time we get the audio effect of a fly buzzing close to Peter’s mic and we see him shoo the fly away. His reaction was natural, of course, but couldn’t the editors have at least toned down the loudness of the fly? I admit, it is not as loud or annoying as the fly in Peter’s final episode—The Men That Corrupted Hadleyburg—but it is annoying nonetheless.

  • More of Heyes’ sarcastic wit when he asks the Doc if he wants to draw first to see who draws first. He is being a real smart ass with these people, and I admit, I like it.
  • I love when Heyes gets really excited about something and shows boyish exuberance…he lets loose with clapping hands, kicking feet, giggles or hoots. His joy permeates his entire body and there seems to be no holding it back. It is just such a pleasing aspect of his character. It always makes me smile. It is also one of those sights that brings a child to mind; who I imagine little Hannibal to be, there with Kid; bareback and wild, playing, and dirty and always leading the show. What a boy he must have been.

  • Ugh. I don’t know whose creepy über-blonde, fuzzy, almost albino arm that is being used in the close-up of swirling the pan of gold dust, but it is not one of our boys, I guarantee you. Did the producers not think we would notice it is an alien arm and a naked shoulder? Are we really supposed to believe it belongs to one of our heroes?
  • As Heyes and Kid discuss how much dust they have accumulated, and get ready to go hide it, I have only one thought. And I apologize for it in advance. It is simply this: Darlin’ please, may I climb up into that amazing left dimple and live there awhile? *sigh* ®§§
  • I love how when Billy hits a very bad note on his harmonica and Heyes turns and looks disapprovingly at him, the boy doesn’t react in any way other than to pound his harmonica in his hand as if a buildup of spit had anything to do with the misplayed key. Very cute!

  • All that bluster, and the worst Clarence can come up with to call the doctor is ninny?

  • Rory Calhoun is an interesting looking man, although I wouldn’t go as far as to say he is attractive. The jet black, disheveled hair and salt and pepper sideburns are intriguing. But I have no clue whether the man can act. He has barely said a word. Seems like a monumental waste of someone who was a pretty big talent in those days.
  • Wow. Now don’t misunderstand me. I will never, ever switch sides. I am a Peter girl and will undoubtedly utter his name as I take my last breath. But, oh, my…the mustached Ben does look mighty fine in that blue shirt, with his hair all bedraggled and his face flushed from the sun or maybe frustration at losing their gold to a thief. I’d say, for me, this is the most handsome he has looked (and because I can see the future) or will look in the entire series.

  • Someone involved with this show (I am guessing Roy Huggins, only because I blame him—and thank him—for everything) is addicted to characters with weird and wildly annoying laughs. This trend first reared its ugly head in “The McCreedy Bust” when the banker laughed like a nut case at every marginally amusing moment in his wake. Then in “Exit from Wickenburg” the bartender laughed like a lunatic when Heyes and Kid told him about being beaten up by Al Gorman. (I know there are more…it will be another list project for me, I fear.) And now, old Clarence has this very strange cackle as Kid begins getting dressed and talking about leaving…
  • I wonder how Peter manages to make his eyes look puffy and a bit glassy in scenes where he is just waking up. That has to be more than acting. Amazing. And seriously, could he look any cuter with his tousled bed hair and look of sleepy confusion? *sigh*
  • Well, I do enjoy seeing a man step into his pants and maneuver himself into them. It is fun to watch the red union suit Kid is wearing disappear into his day’s outfit. Even better, but only because of my undying infatuation with him, to see Heyes run to help shut the door against the snow drift with only one long-john covered leg in his pants…I do so enjoy these moments of fully covered ‘near undress’!

  • Couple’s moment alert!! A very, very lovely little subtlety, as Heyes leans his chin against Kid’s shoulder as they stand at the door and hear from Clarence between bursts of maniacal laughter that everyone missed their chance to leave the camp before the weather trapped them there for the winter.
  • Hey! Rory Calhoun finally speaks…and you know what? I am disappointed! Nothin’ special…
  • Heyes just can’t seem to help himself when it comes to telling people why they are losing at poker. “You’re just overplaying that two pair, Doc.” Personally, if I were playing with him, I’d probably punch him square in his gorgeous nose. And then kiss it and make it better, of course.
  • My. What’s up with the decidedly feminine coif and equally womanly (and quite ugly) coat on the undertaker? I gotta say, that’s creeping me out a bit. Of course, these men have been sequestered together for quite some time…oh, eww, I really don't want to go there….
  • Ben does a good job at fainting. There is no acting visible. And up jumps Heyes and runs to his fallen friend. His voice as he says “Hey, hey…what’s wrong with you?” and pats Kid’s face amazes me. Here is a nurturing, loving man filled with concern for his partner. A real, true, and spectacular couple’s moment. I absolutely treasure this moment. ®®
  • OH, how I would dearly love to be Kid’s right forearm and hand in this scene. ® and you will know what I mean. *girlish giggle* ®§
  • Good lord. That is one unfortunate butt shot of Billy as he helps pick up the Kid to move him to the store room. I guess it ain’t about butts, it’s about the man. And boy, what a poorly positioned scene. Everyone knows Ben should have fallen with his head toward the viewer, and Peter should have been at this end when they pick him up...
  • Further defining his nurturing side, Heyes lays Kid down and tries to make him comfortable. I hear him say, “Aw…” and I think he touches Kid’s face, but we can’t see for sure from our angle. And then he begins covering Kid with blankets, making sure his legs are together and the blankets are tucked in around his feet. Just lovely. He is a natural nurturer, it seems to me, and he goes by instinct and love. He is much more demonstrative than Kid, although Kid does often gaze at Heyes with admiration and respect. I think both boys would be lost without the other. Heyes takes care of Kid in the emotional sense, and Kid looks up to Heyes and protects him in the physical sense. A perfect match, these two.
  • Ok, is it evil of me to notice Heyes’ ass as he lays Kid down and begins to cover him with blankets? I mean I am concerned about Kid and all, but sweet jesus, those jeans fit Heyes like skin in that position…somebody turn on a fan…®§§
  • A favorite moment for me is when the Doc is listening to Kid’s heart and Heyes decides he wants to listen too, and rips the stethoscope out of Doc’s ears. From experience, I am telling you…that hurt! It is Heyes at his arrogant finest, all little boy “gimme” and impatient. I have to say, being a bit of a germaphobe, the idea of someone putting my stethoscope in his ears without sanitizing it with alcohol first would put me over the top, and I assure you, I would not use it again until I had thoroughly cleaned it. But that’s just me. I guess in the 1880s, Old West health care workers weren’t as careful with their “rubber ear tubes”!!
  • Heyes is always thinking. He listens to Doc’s heart to compare it with Kid’s and discovers that the Doc’s heart beats faster whenever he is apparently lying. It only takes him a moment or two to put two and two together. No doubt this man has a quick and very agile mind. And let me tell you, in my opinion, brains can be as sexy as looks any day.
  • When Heyes checks in on Kid in the store room, he speaks to him softly and checks his forehead with his hand. I wonder if Heyes has memories of himself as a little boy, being nurtured by his mother. I don’t think he has had much call as an adult outlaw to care for a sick friend in this way. It touches me. I would like to know more of a back story for our two boys…I may just have to write one that satisfies my perspective of the boys that developed into these caring, complex men…
  • When he looks at Kid in this scene, I recognize the look on Heyes’ face. It is the same look he had when he was just about to lean in and kiss Julia in The Man Who Murdered Himself. Look closely. It is an intense and sensual look…it is Heyes at his most beautiful. And now it is a look he is giving the only person on earth he can fully trust and care about.
  • I love the comedy aspect of Doc losing every hand in Montana Red Dog. Each time, he gets more animated and aggravated as he loses and bets the size of the pot. The actor—Jack Kelly—does an excellent job of making us feel his frustration and yet not like him enough to hope he gets himself out of trouble.
  • I smile every time it is Ralph the undertaker’s turn to deal. The facial expressions he uses as he plays a card for the Doc and then watches his face for a reaction, are just brilliant.
  • How fun that Kid was the one who won the big hand to close out the game. We have been shown over and over that Heyes has the skill at poker to pull off such a feat, but to see that Kid does also, especially in a game where it is so important to know and recall what cards have been played, is a wonderful example of his intelligence. I like that the powers-that-be kept us on our toes this way…most of us expecting the glory to go to Heyes and having a right curve thrown at us in the final play. Beautiful.
  • I don't quite understand why the first choice when asking Jason to stay indoors is to pull a gun on him. I mean, isn’t that just a bit of overkill? How ‘bout just asking him first and seeing where that takes you, Kid?
  • “I’d probably do the same thing myself, I was packing all that gold outta here.” and an animated nod from Billy. Ugh. Yep, his theatrics have worn thin.
  • WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS RORY CALHOUN WEARING?? Is that a freakin’ brown silk jumpsuit??
  • I am proud of Heyes’ intelligent mind as he checks everyone with his own idea of a lie detector. He goes to each person and listens carefully to each heart for any discernable difference as they each profess their innocence. But Heyes is a very astute poker player…he should be very aware of his tells. He pats each person whose heartbeat remained calm on the back, but when he notices a change in Jason’s rhythm, he listens longer than he had to anyone else, and he does not pat him on the back before he goes to the next person. He might as well have worn a giant “Jason’s heart says HE did it” sign around his neck. I think his skill as a poker player would have made him acutely aware of his need to react exactly the same to each examination. Don’t give up your tells, Heyes…you know better.
  • I just don’t get the whole silliness about Heyes checking Kid’s heartbeat…and then Kid getting irritated and checking Heyes’. And Ben’s way of speaking in this scene really grates on me. Overacting…a crime he shouldn’t get amnesty for.
  • I very much like Heyes’ interaction with the amply busted saloon girl/spy, Florence. It tickles me that he carefully avoids blatantly looking at her cleavage. I can almost hear him telling himself…”don’t look down! Look at her eyes…” He likes women, and he likes looking at women. And I like to see it.
  • The dark blue shirt, and the cream one also, is not the most flattering cut on Peter. I think he has put on some weight, which makes his buff jeans look even better than usual on him, but the shirt fits a little wrong and accentuates a bit of thickness around his belly. I am not complaining, mind you…I would have just put him in a different shirt had I been the wardrobe girl…oh, god, how I would have loved to be the wardrobe girl…
  • And on that note, I am struck by the fact that I would give anything if Peter had kept that few extra pounds on him and we wouldn’t soon be watching his physical deterioration. Damn it, sad and harsh reality has snuck in again. *mournful sigh*

7/22/08

SIX STRANGERS AT APACHE SPRINGS

  • How lovely that so many of the episodes begin and end with our boys on horseback, either entering a new town or leaving one, filled with memories, behind. The imagery is always pleasing, because Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry look exceptional on horseback, and never fail to remind me why I love cowboys.

  • Is the desk clerk openly checking out our boys butts as they climb the stairs to their room? Hey, keep your eyes to yourself, fella…those butts are for our eyes only!
  • This hard old gal Caroline is cracking me up already. But, I don't quite get this woman's appraisal of Heyes and the Kid as "young, healthy, footloose, and not too smart". What on earth has given her the impression they are dim-witted? I think she must be going by the old adage that if you are beautiful you must be stupid, and I think she will soon find out her assumption about these two gorgeous men is far from accurate.
  • Ok. Let me just say this to the woman so graciously welcomed with her husband by Smithers: instead of worrying about how to turn off the heat, what say you learn how to turn off your bitchiness? I abhor women like her; never happy, always complaining, treating nice people with contempt and arrogance. She may be dressed in upper class wares, but she is far from upper class in her decorum.

  • What's the matter, Smithers? Our boys not as appealing to you coming down the stairs all bathed and combed as they were going up, all road tired and dusty? I can certainly appreciate the desire to observe as they climbed the stairs but have to say I would also enjoy the view coming down, certainly enough to look up from the guest register for a long moment and a deep sigh.
  • I'm not certain if it is Heyes or Peter finding Caroline so amusing, but it in turn amuses me when he laughs at her Annie Oakley type demeanor. She's a strong old broad, and a little warped too, it seems. Her way of speaking reminds me a bit of the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz. Definitely an interesting character, albeit a bit hammy.
  • I clearly remember being excited when this episode was airing when I was a girl. I remember being a fan of Sian Barbara Allen, maybe just because I was intrigued by her name, who knows. And, for one thing, I think I was always a bit excited by the presence of female guest stars, because at 13 I very much enjoyed seeing one or the other of our boys kiss a woman and if there was a pretty female guest star, the promise of possible romance was always there. Man. I may not have matured as much as I thought I had.
  • The expressions on Heyes and Kid's faces as Caroline chides them for taking advantage of a helpless woman are magnificent. Heyes is entirely bemused while Kid shows a bit of caution before he looks up with a face full of mockery. Off storms Caroline, feeling exploited, while our boys clink glasses at her absurdity. Very amusing.

  • Geez, I almost start coughing, just watching the scene where the Neanderthal stage coach driver (would it be too much to expect him to help a lady out?) throws the young woman's dusty bags to the even dustier ground. Good god, how could anyone breathe in that atmosphere? Hey, NOBODY SAY IT--I MEAN IT! I sound a bit like bitchy Mrs. Fielding. Yeah, well, um…I have asthma. I have an excuse… *wink*

  • We can always count on the Kid to be chivalrous. He seems to be a natural at it, which leaves me with the strong sense that he genuinely likes and respects women and I like that.
  • I love Kid's “hat hair” when the new young lady in town offers him a stipend for his assistance and he removes his hat and says, "No thank you ma'am…it's my pleasure." It's hard to appear gallant with a rooster sticking up off the back of your head, but he pulls it off handily, as we can see by the young woman's gaze as she watches him walk away.
  • What a cute exchange as the penniless young woman and the kindly desk clerk work out a way to secure her a room. Sian Barbara Allen has an interesting inflection to her voice that compels us to feel empathy toward her, I think, and also a bit of a downtrodden look about her that just naturally adds to that emotion.
  • Is this motel clerk related to Paul Lynde? Close your eyes and listen…
  • Oh, sweet jesus--it is our first and only glimpse of the delicious Hannibal Heyes in a bathtub; please allow me just a moment to savor the view. And about this moment, my thoughts for once won’t be shared…*sigh*…just, have mercy… ®§§
  • Even more amusing to me than Caroline’s creepy “They could pin you to a Christmas tree and I wouldn’t look” line is Heyes guttural, slightly deranged laugh in response to it. He knows she’s batty and he gets a kick out of it.
  • Caroline, just a head’s up…when Thaddeus Jones asks if you aren’t hungry and points his fork at your food, don’t admit it. I think he would eat your supper right off your plate.
  • Heyes silently coaches the Kid on his manners with a motion to stand as the Fieldings join the group for dinner. I don’t think it is that the Kid is socially awkward; I think it just takes him a moment to realize, especially when he is eating, what he needs to do and Heyes is always Johnny-on-the-spot and standing before Kid has even looked up to see someone is joining them.
  • Boy, things sure weren’t politically correct in 1971, were they? The sometimes disparaging comments I have heard about Indians and Mexicans in several episodes could never be said aloud today; in fact even using the terms Indian and Mexican would be taboo. I admit I do personally take slight offense at Caroline’s comment, “What are you going to do about the land-grabbing (Aw, come on. Are you kidding me?) blood-thirsty Chiricahuas?” but I understand the era the characters were in and I think the feelings they have about such things are probably reasonably true to the times, so I don’t take them to (modern) heart.
  • I do very much appreciate, though, the character of Mr. Fielding—protective of the Indians who were lied to and stolen from. It evens out the characterization of the band quite well and to smooth it out even more completely, Heyes’ genuine interest in what caused the Indians to leave the reservation in the first place is wonderful.
  • Oooh, I just pulled a muscle stepping down off my soapbox. *wink*
  • That Mrs. Fielding is some piece of work. Her comment that what she would like to do is leave compels Heyes to find her entirely distasteful and I believe her husband finds her embarrassing, but is too kindly a sort to speak up. And she should be embarrassed by her own tactless behavior.

  • Hmmm, I wonder if Peter borrowed Caroline’s weird hat for his role in Cannon for Cordoba. (Please don't email me to correct me...I know the timing is off. It's a joke.)

  • I love the little history lesson from Heyes as the boys ride into Indian territory with Mr. Fielding. I love him intelligent and able to converse on an historical subject and its topical ramifications with awareness and understanding.
  • I chuckle at the moment Heyes and the Kid are trying to exhibit nonchalance as they leave the site of the first cache of gold dust after seeing the Indians watching them. When they near the horses it is so cute when Kid reaches up and puts his hand on Heyes’ back, propelling him to move more quickly. We saw that move once before—in Stagecoach Seven—and it is a sweet connection between the two. However, this time Kid means more by it than just a touch of togetherness.
  • OH! Peter lost his footing and almost fell running across the rocks to get away from the shooting Indians! I love those moments…the ones that make the show seem so real. I have commented on it before, but I do so love the flaws in this show; the little realisms that sneak in and give us a sense of connection.
  • Those actors playing the Indians pursuing our boys are damn good riders to be traveling at such high speed on bareback. I’m impressed. I wonder if Monty may be among them; another chance for him to wear a long black wig…*wink*
  • It looked like Peter almost got clobbered in the face by his horse’s head when he pulled him up very sharply. I won’t say too sharply, because I know nothing about stopping a speeding horse, but it would be my guess Peter may have just overcorrected a bit.
  • What an odd and strangely engaging character Smithers is. I don’t even know why, but I always find myself smiling as he runs into the hotel shouting in his lilting voice, “Mrs. Fielding…Oh, Mrs. Fielding, they’re here!” Maybe it’s the way he runs. Could this silly, animated man really be the creep who wore his dead wife’s tooth on a chain in The Root of It All? A good, diverse actor, it seems.
  • After a failed effort at communication with the Indians, poor Mr. Fielding has to go back and tell his wife he will have to make another attempt later. It is the first time I see the slightest glimmer of understanding on her face, and I realize in this fleeting moment that part of her thoughtlessness has been a cover for the fear she holds that her husband will be killed by the Indians. I think, under it all, she loves the man.
  • A single woman with food. A beacon to our ever-charming, ever-hungry Kid Curry.
  • The conversation between Sister Grace and the Kid is very sweet. He is quite absorbed in her hard-luck story and shows compassion and understanding. And in Sister Grace we see the depth of her purity and naïveté as she speaks of the “evil” of shell games. I have always had the feeling from some of the things the Kid has said that he had a religious upbringing in his very early and formative years. My sense is that his gently pious mother probably frequently spoke of being virtuous and the Kid carried those parables to adulthood with him, and uses phrases such as “consider that the price of being delivered from sin” and “that’s just the luck of the righteous” fairly frequently himself.
  • The whole scene of the rowdy time in the saloon is utterly ridiculous and yet marginally amusing in a slapstick sort of way. This just isn’t my personal taste for humor, and although I find a couple of moments—like Heyes shaking off his hat and the boys lifting their beer mugs out of the way so a flying cowboy can land on their table—cute, none of it really does much for me. I find myself more interested in what that tiny bit of something stuck in the hair on the side of Heyes’ hand is. *giggle*

  • The Kid is brutally honest with Sister Grace and maybe saves her from a life of disappointment as an evangelist, because he is absolutely correct in his assessment of her. She is certainly no Elmer Gantry.
  • Mrs. Fielding had me on her side for a single moment when I saw a fleck of kindness as she looked at her husband as he confessed his failure with the Indians to her. She has just lost me once again with her “cow-people” and “your Indians” garbage. She deserves a swift kick in the ass, and I am pleased and proud to say our astute Hannibal Heyes deftly levels one on her—verbally. Peter’s acting again excels as we see the distaste he has for this woman as clearly as we hear his words. Simply excellent.
  • The Kid’s visit to Sister Grace’s room and the subsequent kiss has undoubtedly changed this innocent young woman’s life. The kiss has plainly given her a taste of the secular world and it is apparent she felt stirrings of desire from this step outside her comfort zone as she looks in the mirror and recalls the moment.
  • I love Mr. Fielding’s idealism. I feel tremendous respect for what he is attempting to do.
  • I prefer less obvious couple’s moments between the boys than “I can trust you to look after me better” although it is a sweet sentiment.
  • For pure comedy enjoyment, there is not a better moment for me than the mule running from the Indian after Kid releases it so our boys can escape. I have yet to watch it that I haven’t laughed out loud and even rewound it and laughed as heartily the second time. ®
  • Caroline is a whack-job, it’s patently obvious. Maybe I misunderstood her name. Are we sure it isn’t Caroline Derangedly?
  • I don’t like women who challenge a man’s masculinity to get what they want. It irritates me when Caroline starts in on Smithers with “for once in your boot-licking life…”—besides, poor Smithers doesn’t seem to have a whole lot of masculinity to spare.
  • *Gasp, followed by slow sigh* Oh, my... Has there ever been a man who looked better walking away than Hannibal Heyes in the scene where he saunters toward Mrs. Fielding? It is one of my top five walking moments in the series. ®®§
  • It’s nice that when Heyes and Mrs. Fielding stop and speak to each other, they do it amicably. I believe she has learned a lesson in humility, while he is able to show some compassion for her as he sees her sincere concern for her missing husband.
  • Uh, oh. There is the purple dress Betsy wore in A Fistful of Diamonds. I would certainly say it fits this actress much better.
  • A chaste (and I am guessing disappointing for Grace) kiss goodbye from the Kid and then I think I hear Grace tell Kid “I love you.” So I watched again and again, at full volume. It took me awhile but I finally got smart and checked the script. False alarm. She simply says, “I’ll never…”
  • Even though this is one of my least favorite episodes overall, I greatly appreciate the writers of this episode for the validity of this story. It is not nearly as obvious in its depiction of racism as The Bounty Hunter is, but it does level some strong lessons on us in its variation of types of bigotry from class to skin color to religion. Even our heroes show us a moment of ignorance—a huge requisite to racism—as Kid asks Heyes, while tied up in the Indian camp, what he knows about Indians and Heyes replies, “Only what I heard as a kid, and that won’t make you feel any better.”
    A sidenote:The Chiricahuas have a colorful and interesting legacy, having been led by two of the most famous of all Indian chiefs, Cochise and Geronimo. In my interest to try to figure out what years Alias Smith and Jones was supposedly taking place, I came to the conclusion through research that it had to have been between 1883 and 1886 because in 1886 all the Chiricahua band of Apaches were rounded up and exiled to Florida, Alabama and Oklahoma and were no longer free roaming. I don’t believe our boys have traveled to any of those states while trying to get their amnesty nor was this specific episode taking place in any of those states, anyway. Since writing my notes I found reference to the timeline in the book The Story of Two Pretty Good Bad Men, and find I am quite confused by the assertion the episode had to be taking place after September 1886 –and after ALL Chiricahuas were sent east and Geronimo had surrendered peacefully—the very facts that point to the episode being before September 1886. Still, regardless of when Alias Smith and Jones was taking place, this episode has reignited my interest in Indian history and I think I will read Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee again for the first time since I was a teenager, and Trail of Tears—about my own heritage—for the first time since the 90s.